Two preachers were standing on the side of the road holding signs. The first sign read, "The end is near.” The next read, “Turn around now before it’s too late." One driver flew past and yelled, “Get a job, losers!” followed closely by another who screamed, "Get lost, you religious nuts!” A few moments later the preachers heard the screech of brakes, followed by two loud splashes. One preacher said to the other, "Do you think we should change our signs to say, ‘Bridge out’?”